LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK:The teacher asked the class to use the word â€œfascinateâ€ in a sentence.Molly put up her hand and said, â€œMy family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."The teacher said, â€œThat was good, but I wanted you to use the word â€˜fascinate,â€™ not 'fascinating'.â€Sally raised her hand. She said, â€œMy family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.â€The teacher said, â€œWell, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word â€˜fascinateâ€™.â€Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word â€œfascinate,â€ so she called on him.Johnny said, â€œMy aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!â€The teacher sat down and cried.
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Humor from my Old Friend Bill V,
Little Johnny is back