Thanksgiving Divorce= from Bill V.

 

Thanksgiving Divorce 
 
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before 
Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you 
that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of 
misery is enough." 

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. 

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father 
says.  "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, 
so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." 

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like 
heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this." 

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are 
NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm 
calling my brother back, and we'll both b e there tomorrow. Until then, 
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.  "Okay," he 
says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."