Translation from English

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Humor: Seniors' Shades of Grey


Seniors' Shades of Grey
After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife 
were lying in bed . .  
Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her 
in ways he hadn't done in quite some time . .
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,   
and then began moving down past the small of her back . . . 
He then caressed her shoulders and neck,   
slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach . . . .
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,   
working down her side,  
 passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf . . . .
Then, he proceeded up her thigh,   
stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg . . . .
He continued in the same manner on her right side ….
then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent . . . 
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing,   
she asked in a loving voice:
"Honey, that was wonderful .
Why did you stop . . .?
To which he responded.... 
 "I found the  remote..."


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