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Monday, September 7, 2015

Die Welt Opinion


Ein Rekrut auf dem Truppenübungsplatz Oberlausitz mit seinem Gewehr vom Typ Heckler & Koch G36
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Bundeswehr gets horseshoe rifles from the museum

From Hans Zippert
The Bundeswehr still has 35 working muzzle-18th century, a gift from the Turkish sultan. But modernization is approaching - a loan from the Museum of World Cultures. More ...
06/09/2015
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COLUMNS
Darf man einen „Negerkuss“ so nennen – oder ist das rassistisch?
„Thank Germany“ (Dank Deutschland) steht an einem Zaun der Zeltstadt für Flüchtlinge in Dresden
Sicherheitschecks dauern Stunden
Im Sumpf lauern und dann zuschnappen, das macht das gemeine Krokodil
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OPINION "MADE IN GERMANY"

From the hard work, to be a stranger

Migrants Seeking Asylum Arrive In Berlin
By Uwe Schmitt
Anyone ever away from home had to beat yourself, admired all those who give their smile, their help, a little faith in strangers these days.Because foreignness makes sore and vulnerable. More ...
03/09/2015  44
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From coffee to-go to the brain-to-go

Das große Kaffeeversprechen: Gut für Dich, großartig für die Umwelt, gesehen in Kanada
From Hans Zippert
The mania for drinking coffee while standing out of plastic cups, is spreading. Many do not even know that the human body is also able to process coffee while sitting.Shame! More ...
02/09/2015
OPINION UKRAINE WAR

Without Kiev Russia does not feel as an empire

Sehnsucht und spirituelle Nahrung für die Russen: Kiew in seinem goldenen Glanz
By Michael Stürmer
According to Putin, the cradle of Russian spirituality lies at the high bank of the Dnieper: Kyiv with its golden towers. What are there already sanctions ruble crash and economic crisis? More ...
01/09/2015  52
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Our prosperity is based on millions of smokers' lungs

Da freut sich der Staat: Raucher entlasten die Sozialkassen
From Hans Zippert
Smoking relieve the social funds annually by 36 billion euros. And they die kindly much earlier than Non smoking. Therefore, one should introduce young people at an early stage of the cigarette. More ...
01/09/2015  4
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In Heidenau tropical fruits should be rationed

Abgeschirmt spielen Flüchtlinge vor dem ehemaligen Praktiker-Baumarkt in Heidenau mit einem Ball
From Hans Zippert
The East will soon be separated by concrete and barbed wire from the west. Nylon stockings, it will no longer exist. Then the systematic transformation of East starts. And that can take years. More ...
31.08.2015
OPINION "STRICT STAUSBERG"

From Bavaria Germany can learn still much

From Hildegard Stausberg
That the once poor state stands as splendid today, not least thanks to Franz Josef Strauss. The ceremony to his 100th birthday will stay away from the opposition. How pathetic. More ...
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A wall of scrap to foreclose Europe

From Hans Zippert
The weight of illegally shifted annually scrap corresponds to a Wall from Oslo to southern Italy, says a study. Unfortunately, it does not specify the height of the wall. More ...
08/30/2015
OPINION "FUHR WEEK"

Listen to the whispers of "Dark Germany"!

From Eckhard Fuhr
Gauck's distinction between "bright" and "dark" Germany is not helpful.The president thus recalls the jargon of Better Westerners. But this discourse path leads to a dead end ... more ...
08/28/2015  9
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Broken brains are widespread in Berlin

War er da schon moribund? Der Eisbär Knut liegt am im September 2007 im Zoo in Berlin auf dem Rücken
From Hans Zippert
Sensation result of an autopsy: Knut died of an apparently widespread in the capital disease.The consequences range from the disaster to the eternal ruin Airport. More ...
08/27/2015  1
OPINION SOUTHERN EUROPE

In summer, Italy is itself enough

Fels in der Brandung der Nachmittagshitze. Die Kathedrale Otranto in Lecce
By Wolfgang Buescher
In concrete blocks on the coast of Puglia spend their summer Italians.Here they are themselves most similar. Whether that will ever be compatible with northern rigor?And we want that? More ...
08/27/2015  2
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Stuttgart Celtic grave desecrated by station construction

Ein Gegner des Bahnprojektes Stuttgart 21 im Stil der Keltenkrieger – liegt auf der Grabstelle ein Fluch?
From Hans Zippert
In deep-Swabian Ländle where today But billions of euros are buried, so did the Celts with their dead. Whether that money is the traffic gods still appease? More ...
08/26/2015
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IS-terrorists produce pipe bomb Krepierer

Die gute alte Rohrbombe, wie sie aus dem Zweiten Weltkrieg übrig geblieben ist
From Hans Zippert
There is growing doubt that there are any terrorists. Maybe it goes with successful investigations relevant only to a race for the title of "terror capital of Germany". More ...
08/25/2015
OPINION "WORLD SITUATION"

Now Putin gets the curse of the oil to be felt

By Michael Stürmer
Ever pulled the declining oil price the Kremlin into the abyss - at the end of the Soviet Union. Putin threatens the same thing, because Russia does not get its dependence on commodity prices under control. More ...
08/25/2015  6
OPINION "GERMAN SOUTH WEST"

Must tourism advertising be politically correct?

From Hannelore Crolly
Creative it should be, ironically, and they should cause a stir, the tourism advertising. But they may want to offend anyone. And one should ever say "tourism"? More ...
08/24/2015  1
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Merkel's speech program has not yet ramped up

From Hans Zippert
Problems with the software: Whether the missing Password (mUtti4U) lay or on obsolete operating system, could not be clarified. Merkel was initially launched only in Safe Mode. More ...
08/24/2015  5
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Where it is only remained, the cosmopolitan Saxony?

Rechtsextremistische Krawallmacher liefern sich die zweite Nacht in Folge gewalttätige Auseinandersetzungen mit der Polizei im sächsischen Heidenau
From Hans Zippert
The Dresden State Chancellery has offered a high reward - the cosmopolitan Saxony has been lost. After the riots of Heidenau it disappeared without a trace and is desperately looking for ... more ...
08/23/2015  7
OPINION "SCHMONZES"

It is so typically German, this refugee debate!

Zahlreiche Hallenser sitzen am 22. August beim gemeinsamen Frühstück in Halle (Sachsen-Anhalt) zusammen. Die Stadt lud zu der Aktion „Frühstück für Weltoffenheit und Willkommenskultur“ Flüchtlinge und Bürger ein
From Leeor English
It's actually quite simple: Who needs help or wants to work and can be integrated, is allowed to stay. But our treatment of refugees has not changed for over 60 years. More ...
08/23/2015  97
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Breeding success in the Commons Germans

From Hans Zippert
The breeding success can be explained by placement of juveniles in children's day care centers Storage. The universal coverage of mothers with Latte Macchiato does the rest. More ...
08/22/2015
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German Railways is looking for buried gold

From Hans Zippert
Increasingly, stations degenerated. Victims are mainly the small stations.The cause of misery lies in the lack of funds. Somewhere on the construction site of the Stuttgart main train station would have to be a treasure ... more ...
08/21/2015
OPINION "FUHR WEEK"

It will slowly fall, and that's good

From Eckhard Fuhr
I look forward to that in the alleys soon as hectic as in Rilke the leaves and not plastic bags and pizza boxes. Autumn smells are also serious and intense than spring scents. More ...
08/21/2015  3
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