Can You Answer These 10 Oddball Job Interview Questions Asked at America’s Top Tech Companies?
Why are tennis balls fuzzy? These oddball questions will have you pondering life, luck, and pizza delivery men.
That’s a tough one, and you don’t have to answer right now—unless you’re interviewing at Dell for an account manager position. In which case your answer means everything.
That’s just one of many oddball interview questions candidates are likely to hear from hiring managers at some of America’s top tech companies, according to the jobs and careers website Glassdoor. Using information from thousands of interview questions shared by job candidates on the site this past year, Glassdoor this morning identified the strangest ones—the curveballs—that knock you back in your seat and might leave your stammering to come up with an answer.
“While job candidates should be prepared to take on challenging and oddball interview questions during the hiring process, they should also be ready for anything, which includes answering common interview questions,” says Allyson Willoughby, Glassdoor’s Senior Vice President of People(what question did she answer to get that job title?!). “For example, many candidates should be ready to answer questions like: ‘What are your strengths and weaknesses?’, ‘Why do you want to work here?’ and ‘Where do you see yourself in five years?’”
But if Glassdoor’s wacky list is any indication, you should also be prepared for the completely unexpected.
1. “If you could throw a parade of any caliber through the Zappos office, what type of parade would it be?”—This one’s from Zappos, and was submitted by somebody interviewing for a “Customer Loyalty Team Member” position. The answer, clearly, would be a parade of puppies wearing doggie booties. You couldn’t go wrong with that.
2. “How lucky are you and why?”—If you’re using the Internet to read this, very. But I’m not the hiring manager, and you’re not applying for my “Content Manager” position at Airbnb, so who knows what’s right.
3. “If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” Apple wants to know for its Specialist position. Hm. A trick? I’ve thought about this long and hard and I have the answer. I would open the box, take out my scissors, and cut one of the slices in half from the crust to the middle of the pie and then eat that mini-slice. I would then smush the pie together, filling the gap, so nobody can tell I’ve stolen some pizza. This, I think, would show I am resourceful. Or maybe that I’m a crook. I’m not sure how Apple would judge my answer, but there it is.
4. “Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?” Well, here it is. How did you answer? Tell us in the comments. I won’t spoil your thinking.“Can you instruct someone how to make an origami ‘cootie catcher’ with just words?”
5. “If you were on an island and could only bring three things, what would you bring?”—This could go any number of ways. How Yahoo, interviewing for its search quality analyst position, would judge you is unclear. A computer, an Internet connection, and an endless supply of electrical power might be a good place to start (providing food, water, and companionship could still be ordered and delivered from Seamless).
6. “Why is a tennis ball fuzzy?” What this has to do with my potential as a client manager at Xerox, I have no clue. But you should have one if you want to get that job. (Spoiler: it has something to do with the aerodynamics of the ball.)
7. “What is your least favorite thing about humanity?”—ZocDoc, a website that helps its users find and review doctors, wants to know in its interview for an operations associate.
8. “How would you use Yelp to find the number of businesses in the U.S.?” Factual, in its interview for a software engineer, drops this bomb on its prospective candidates. I’m not sure how I’d even come close to answering this one, outside of stammering on and on about some API mumblejumple, but ultimately could try and look at the biggest cities in the United States, collect the total number of reviews for each one (New York City has 500660, San Francisco has 83328, Miami 127084), compare to population, then come up with a calculation that can be applied against the population counts of the regions of the United States. It would be a total guess. But maybe they would be impressed with my attempt?
9. “Can you instruct someone how to make an origami ‘cootie catcher’ with just words?” We can see why they’d want a consumer advocate to answer this question—LivingSocial is one of those group coupon services that is built on selling compelling copy. (The answer, with gifs.)
10. “How does the internet work?”—Well, Akamai, I’ll tell you. One loads up American Online, hits “download cat gifs,” and sits back while the profit rolls in. That’s how the Internet works. (Did I get the director position? Hello?)
World News
01.18.14
Syrian Opposition To Attend Peace Talks, But Don’t Expect A Truce
The
country's opposition will attend peace talks next week despite having
doubts, but the conference will at least mark Assad's first
acknowledgement of the leadership.
“This is a courageous vote in the interests of all the Syrian people who have suffered so horribly under the brutality of the Assad regime and a civil war without end,” Secretary of State John Kerry said in a Saturday statement. “By voting to go to Geneva II with a mission to negotiate an end to the war, the opposition has chosen a path that will ultimately lead to a better future for all Syrians.”
But leaders of the Syrian Opposition Coalition, who voted 58-14 to attend “Geneva 2,” don’t have any illusions that there will be significant progress on the path to peace at the meeting.
The Assad regime’s rejection of the document that came out of the first Geneva conference, along with their continued bombing of civilian areas and Russia’s increased military support for the regime, indicate that the Syrian government and its allies are not seeking a negotiated political solution at this time, opposition leaders said.
“We think it’s a political and media battle. I don’t think we are setting high expectations; no one thinks that Assad will come in and agree to the creation of a transitional governing body,” Khalid Saleh, official spokesman for the Syrian Opposition Coalition, told The Daily Beast in an interview Saturday after the vote.
The decision to attend Geneva 2 was not easy, he said, because the Coalition is skeptical the conference will produce results that benefit the opposition or the Syrian people. But ultimately, the group decided that the conference would be a good place to make their arguments to the world and show that the opposition is not an obstacle to peace.
“We want to explain the story of the revolution and we want to show we are serious about finding a solution,” Saleh said.
Now with the vote behind them, the SOC has only 4 days to prepare for the momentous talks. In the coming days, the Coalition will decide who to send in their official delegation, which probably will not be led by SOC President Ahmad Jarba, according to Saleh.
The SOC is also reaching out to many of the other opposition groups fighting the Assad regime and its allies Iran, Russia, and Hezbollah. Although the SOC will form the official delegation, there will also be a “reference group” made up of representatives of other opposition groups. This “reference group” will sit in a room adjacent to the talks and oversee any decisions being made on behalf of the opposition.There are other possible opportunities for breakthroughs, such as prisoner swaps or humanitarian access agreements.
“We are going to try to look at some representation from the FSA,” said Salah, referring to one group of fighters on the ground in Syria. The SOC is also reaching out to the local coordinating committees and even to members of the Islamic Front, to ask if they want to participate in Geneva 2.
“We’re keen on having them,” Saleh said about the Islamic Front. “They are the largest group on the ground. We are definitely going to be talking to them.”
Buy in from armed groups on the ground would be necessary to implement any ceasefire agreed to at the Geneva 2 conference.
Saleh noted that Syrian Foreign Minister Waleed Al Mualim wrote to the U.N. on Jan. 6 and said that the regime doesn’t even accept all of the principals of the Geneva Communique, the document that forms the basis for the negotiations.
“It should be noted that we do not agree with certain points mentioned in the letter, simply for the reason that they are in conflict with the legal and political position of the State of Syria; nor do they meet the supreme interests of the Syrian people,” wrote Mualim. “It remains as the priority to the Syrian people to continue to fight terrorism which undermines the existence of our people.”
With that attitude, expectations are low among opposition leaders that the Syrian regime will agree to establish a transitional governing body that does not include Bashar al Assad and has real power and control over the State security services.
“The big question for us is, how is the world going to deal with the fact that the regime is rejecting the Geneva Communique? That will make for an interesting opening for Geneva 2,” said Saleh.
Although progress toward a transitional governing body may not happen, there are other possible opportunities for breakthroughs, such as prisoner swaps or humanitarian access agreements that could alleviate civilian suffering.
The Assad regime has never publicly acknowledged the opposition leadership, preferring to blame the violence in Syria on terrorists and armed groups. The conference will be the first formal acknowledgement of the opposition leadership.
“For them to sit across the table from the opposition, that’s unheard of,” said Saleh.
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