Bike in front of sedate church on Park Avenue...

I was surprised to find this mean machine parked right out in front of a very proper Catholic Church on Park Avenue, with two helmets on the back...

Are these people churchgoers?

More importantly, if Christ came back today, would he ride a motorcycle? Or would he be an environmentally conscious Jesus who was a big proponent of the Citi Bike program?

At any rate, I hope he would be spared the subway...Christ having suffered enough for the sins of the world, without also having to suffer for the sins of the MTA here.