Yogi Berra Quotes

I'm sure you heard all these, but some are still priceless.

  My favorite Yogi Berra quotes

 When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

 You can observe a lot by just watching.

 It ain’t over till it’s over

 It’s like déjà vu all over again.

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

 Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

 A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

 Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

 We made too many wrong mistakes.

 Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

 You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

 You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

 I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

 Never answer an anonymous letter.

 How can you think and hit at the same time?

 The future ain’t what it used to be.

 It gets late early out here.

 If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.

 Pair up in threes.

 Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.

 You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

 Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

 He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.

 It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

 I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

 I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

 In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

 I never said most of the things I said.

 It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.

 Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

 If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.