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Friday, January 29, 2016

The Trump Story as Told Through Headlines- The New Yorker

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Donald Trump’s Path to Victory, As Told Through Headlines

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“Donald Trump Considers Running for President, Might Be Serious About It This Time”
“Here’s Donald Trump’s Announcement Speech, In Case You Didn’t Believe He Was Really Running”
“America Thinks About How Funny It Would Be If Donald Trump Made It to the Debates, Kind of Hopes He Gets at Least That Far”
“This Gaffe May Have Just Cost Trump the G.O.P. Nomination”
“Trump Surges in the Polls, Followers Seem Drawn to Vague Idea of Making America Great Again”
“Trump Says Mean Thing About John McCain, Makes White Nationalists Really Upset for First Time”
“Trump Continues to Lead in G.O.P. Polls, Awakens Latent Kraken of Racism, Near-Dormant Since the Civil War”
“Trump Wins First G.O.P. Debate, Jeb Bush Spotted Crying Quietly in a Corner”
“Trump Will Never Win the G.O.P. Nomination. What Are You, Stupid?”
“Trump Is Doing Better Than Ever in Polls; It’s Time to Start Taking Him Seriously”
“Why Taking Donald Trump Seriously Is Problematic”
“Opinion: It’s Not Quite Fair to Compare Trump to Hitler”
“This Other, Different Gaffe May Have Just Cost Trump the Election”
“Is Trump Intimidated by Ted Cruz? The Front-Runner Refuses to Attack His Biggest Threat”
“Donald Trump Calls Carly Fiorina an ‘Ugly Butthead’ ”
“Donald Trump Literally Smacks Marco Rubio in the Face”
“Donald Trump Only Willing to Participate in Debate If He Can Show Up at the Last Minute on a Horse”
“Donald Trump Receives G.O.P. Nomination; Media Can’t Believe It Really Was Wrong About This”
“Rational Citizens Rally to Support Democratic Nominee Hillary Clinton, Including Millennials Who Were Really into Bernie Sanders”
“Donald Trump Calls Hillary Clinton ‘Menopausal’ in First Debate, Actually Makes the Jacking-Off Motion Onstage”
“Hillary Clinton Ailing in the Polls, Adds ‘Rodham’ Back to Her Name to See If That Makes a Difference?”
“Trump Spends Second Debate Just Saying ‘China’ Over and Over”
“Hillary Rodham Clinton Overheard Whispering ‘How Is This Even Happening?’ After Losing Third Debate”
“Donald Trump Says Anyone Who Doesn’t Vote for Him Is a ‘Dummy Like Putin’ ”
“Donald Trump Elected Forty-Fifth President of the United States”
“Deportgate Might Cost Trump Second Term”
“Opinion: Why We Should Let Donald Trump Change His Title to ‘King’ ”
“Huffington Post Finally Compelled to Cover King Donald Trump by Royal Statute”
“King Donald Trump Introducing International Rule of Law, Doesn’t Give a Crap What China Thinks”
“Donald Trump Will Never Be Emperor of the Universe. What Are You, Crazy?”
“It’s Time to Start Taking Donald Trump’s World-Domination Plan Seriously”
“This Gaffe Just Cost Trump Nothing, Because We Are All Subjects of a Dictatorship Now”
“Trump Vows to Make Galaxy Great Again”
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