Humor: Seniors' Shades of Grey

Seniors' Shades of Grey After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife  were lying in bed . .   Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her  in ways he hadn't done in quite some time . . It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,    and then began moving down past the small of her back . . .  He then caressed her shoulders and neck,    slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach . . . . He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,    working down her side,    passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf . . . . Then, he proceeded up her thigh,    stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg . . . . He continued in the same manner on her right side …. then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent . . .  As she had become quite aroused by this caressing,    she asked in a loving voice: "Honey, that was wonderful . Why did you stop . . .? To which he responded....   "I found the  remote..."