Here's a brilliant idea to safe guard your home.
*I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.*
*I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood
Watch.*
*I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on ebay) and put it in the center of the yard.*
*Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.*
*I've never felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month.*
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