Finally: A Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets by Jerking Off
We've all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just that—shaking. And beating. It's called the Wankband, and it lets you charge your gadgets by jacking off. It was only a matter of time.
According to Pornhub's (decidedly SFW) video, a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each loving, lonely stroke. The extra-special alone time bracelet stores that generated energy, which you can then use to juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life.
Of course, the amount of power it generates is almost definitely not going to be enough to give anything a full charge. But with the right attitude, days to kill, and a lock on your mom's basement door, we're sure you can persevere.
The Wankband is still in development right now, but you can head over to Pornhub's (SFW) wearable landing page to sign up for your chance to get in on the beta round, which Pornhub tells us should start "in the coming months." Coming months, indeed. (I hate myself.) [Pornhub]
Contact the author at ashley@gizmodo.com.
What is interesting about this, is that it is one of the first products to harness our kinetic energy and turn it into mobile device power. Imagine in 10+ years when our clothes are turning all of our daily kinetic energy into power.
Of course, the amount of power it generates is almost definitely not going to be enough to charge anything all the way up.
Sure, if you're Irish.
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