Welcome to a more personal newsletter from Funny Or Die. Thatâ€™s what this is: a way to connect with you, the fans. Granted, this operates under the assumption that youâ€™re opening this newsletter that we blast out. You might open it! You might not! I wouldnâ€™t blame you if you didnâ€™t. Thatâ€™s not necessarily a comment on our content (which is TBS Very Funny), but on newsletters in general. I rarely open newsletters, myself, so I wonâ€™t judge if you never even see this.
ANYWAY. The point is, weâ€™ve got some hot cont (hot content) that weâ€™ve deemed the best of the week, but letâ€™s address the elephant in the room; all of this is subjective. Itâ€™s really on you to decide how you feel.
Have you ever wondered why you haven't had sex in so long? It could just be a dry spell, or as Patrick Warburton (Seinfeld, The Tick) says, it could be that you're just a sick freak who enjoys genital mashing!